submitted by: Aaron May
Quiz - fun word, unfun concept. And what breed of information do quizzes provide us with? IQ scores. Driver’s licenses. Focus group statistics. STD diagnosis. Lame. Let’s get some real info. Let’s get some meaty bits. Useful type stuff that answers the important questions, like: if bitten by a zombie, how long until I’m infected? And when one of these sloth speed, living deads takes a nibble, exactly what will I taste like? Good news. We have the tools to have the answers. Yes, a quiz. Actually 2. Unfun, I know. But, it’s worth the trauma of choosing from preselected answers to find these truths. Because when the zombie outbreak occurs (you know it will), I can live in peace knowing I’d survive 1 hour 26 minutes post bite and taste of roasted chicken. I’d be delicious.
What will you taste like?
How long until I have to shoot you in the head?